violet-official:

70sdaisy:

whaf if we walked around with little animals on our shoulders all the time. what if thats just how it was

- philip pullman, mere moments before writing the golden compass

pissvortex:

feanor-the-dragon:

pissvortex:

On God this is how military kids walk around campus

You got me.

I can also nail you with a bb gun from over the horizon and regularly march up and down mountains for fun.

cross-leggeddefiance:

graendaal:

Your top didn’t top you, you bottomed your top. Use language of empowerment sisters!

He didnt penetrate you. You engulfed him.

girlkisser:

ajdncjckxnxjksajka this is the funniest anon i’ve ever gotten thank u

-send me a love letter

baptizm:

lunaaltare:

The udders falling off is honestly the funniest part like imagine getting into a fight and someone slaps ya tiddies off of your body, like wyd then?